I'd hate to be a redskin's fan

Senor Goooooonnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

You hear me Oblivious?! That's right, I said it! I'd hate to be a redskin's fan. I mean, there is nothing worse than rooting for an NFL team that can't put up more than 7 points. Ouch. I know that feeling well. I went to ND from 98-02 and holy shit was our offense bad. Every game I knew we were going to lose if the opposition scored more than 14 points. There was just no way. No way for a comeback. No way for anything. And I don't have to follow the Redskins super closely to know that offense in anemic. I had that bitch Portis on my fantasy team last year and despite his always increasing neck size, that fool cannot get into the endzone. Its just the worst. You sit on the edge of you seat, hoping, praying for some movement. All you get is, 3 and out, PUNT. Ooh, 12 yard run. Nice. Three and out..PUNT. You're punter punted 7 balls at an average of 37.9 yards per punt. That means he punted for a total of 265.30 yards...yes I can add, I know, amazing. Your offense gained a total of 209 yards. I think there should be an award when the punter punts for more yards than the offense gains. We'll call it:

"The Senor Gong Punter Punted For More Yards Than My Offense Gained Redskins Honorary Suck Award"

Or to steal my good friend Rhymes with Orange's joke, The "SGPPFMYTMOGRHS" Award. Sorry oblivious. You know I love you...but OUCH.

Gong out